For when life gives you problems… just yell Факин Блинчики and move on.
Introducing the only hoodie on Earth that understands the struggles of learning Russian… and the struggles of being hungry at the same time.
Wear this and instantly become:
Perfect for:
✔ Surviving winter like a grumpy babushka
✔ Confusing Americans AND Russians equally
✔ Sneaking snacks into places that “don’t allow” snacks
✔ Every day that ends with “блин”
Material Facts:
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Softer than freshly made blinchiki with butter
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Warmer than a Siberian grandma hug
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Strong enough to survive a bear slap (BearLalaika bear-approved*)
Bear not included. Pancakes also not included. Emotional support, absolutely included.
Whether you're shouting “Факин Блинчики!” because your Russian homework is killing you…
or because your pancakes flipped onto the floor…
this hoodie gets you.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
26.00 |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
23.50 |
24.00 |
24.50 |
25.00 |
25.50 |
26.00 |
26.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00
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Product features
- Soft three-end fleece with brushed interior for cozy warmth
- Medium-heavy 8.25 oz fabric blend (cotton + recycled polyester) with low shrinkage
- Roomy kangaroo pocket for hand warmth and storage
- Adjustable hood with woven drawcords and metal grommets
- Durable construction: double-needle topstitch, twill neck tape, tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lane Seven LS14001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
